1 00:00:05,306 --> 00:00:07,375 What a beautiful day for a picnic. 2 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:12,213 I'll tell you, I'm so glad we got out of that dining room and back in to nature. 3 00:00:12,279 --> 00:00:14,882 Peppermint or Darjeeling? 4 00:00:14,949 --> 00:00:17,952 -Mint. -You know, Miss Fine, 5 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,855 it really was a wonderful idea of yours to have a picnic. 6 00:00:20,921 --> 00:00:23,457 But I never took you for the natural, outdoor type. 7 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:26,660 Please, why do you think I don't wear make-up. 8 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:32,333 You know, at Camp Kindervelt, Val and I used to roast marshmallows 9 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,101 on my curling iron. 10 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:36,637 And if you steam a frankfurter in your hot curlers, 11 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:39,473 you'd swear you were at Nathan's. 12 00:00:40,775 --> 00:00:42,309 I'm sorry. What were you saying? 13 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:47,381 Mr. Sheffield, that's the third time you said "what are you saying?" 14 00:00:48,082 --> 00:00:49,784 There's something wrong with your left ear. 15 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:53,287 -I think your hearing's going bad. -Nonsense. 16 00:00:53,988 --> 00:00:55,756 The herring's fine. 17 00:00:57,258 --> 00:00:58,492 The egg salad's a little suspicious. 18 00:01:00,027 --> 00:01:05,166 You know, my father had hearing problems. And Ma dragged him to the doctor. 19 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:07,935 He had to have a whole irrigation going on. 20 00:01:08,002 --> 00:01:10,938 They found enough wax in there for Madame Tussauds 21 00:01:11,005 --> 00:01:13,874 to make herself a nice little Linda Hunt. 22 00:01:13,941 --> 00:01:16,243 Miss Fine, he'll never see a doctor. 23 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:19,213 He's far too vain to admit his hearing is going. 24 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:22,116 You know, it's so sad when a man can't age gracefully. 25 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:27,588 Would you look at that spectacle? 26 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:30,825 That 30 year old man kissing that young girl. 27 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:33,627 She could hardly be more than Margaret's age. 28 00:01:33,694 --> 00:01:34,528 Where are her parents? 29 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:37,631 -That's what I want to know. -Hi, Maggie. 30 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:41,001 Calm down. Calm down. 31 00:01:42,169 --> 00:01:44,805 This is just a phase. It'll pass. 32 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:47,208 I once dated an older guy when I was in high school 33 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:49,910 and it led to nothing but a heart break. 34 00:01:49,977 --> 00:01:52,079 Especially when he failed me in math. 35 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:59,887 She was working in a bridal shop In Flushing, Queens 36 00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:02,923 'Til her boyfriend kicked her out In one of those crushing scenes 37 00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:07,795 What was she to do, where was she to go? She was out on her fanny 38 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:10,865 So, over the bridge from Flushing To the Sheffields' door 39 00:02:10,965 --> 00:02:13,467 She was there to sell makeup But the father saw more 40 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:15,436 She had style, she had flair She was there 41 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:19,106 That's how she became the Nanny 42 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:21,976 Who would have guessed That the girl we described 43 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:24,378 Was just exactly What the doctor prescribed? 44 00:02:24,445 --> 00:02:26,947 -Now the father finds her beguiling -Watch out, C.C. 45 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:29,717 -And the kids are actually smiling, -Such joie de vivre! 46 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:34,321 She's the lady in red When everybody else is wearing tan 47 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:38,792 The flashy girl from Flushing The Nanny named Fran 48 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:45,366 All right, young lady, you've got some explaining to do. 49 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:47,167 -Now start talking. -Daddy, I just-- 50 00:02:47,234 --> 00:02:49,970 I don't wanna hear it. Now, go upstairs to your room. 51 00:02:51,238 --> 00:02:53,240 Come on, like she couldn't climb out the window, 52 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:56,710 shimmy down the trellis and pay Niles extra so that she... 53 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:04,084 This is between you and your daughter. 54 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,421 That boy is much too old for you, Margaret. 55 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:09,657 Dad, he's only 25. 56 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:11,792 It's the best relationship I've ever had. 57 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,994 -When did the two of you meet? -This morning. 58 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:17,665 At a book store. 59 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:19,967 A book store. 60 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:22,503 That's a great place to meet intelligent guys. 61 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:26,840 They'd have to light it bright enough so you could read. Nah, no good. 62 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:31,211 Come on, Dad, you don't even know John. 63 00:03:31,278 --> 00:03:34,014 He's self-reliant, ambitious... 64 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:36,951 -Plus he's already a vice president. -Where? 65 00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:38,986 His dad's firm. 66 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:43,157 Perfect. Some spoiled little rich brat living off his father. 67 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,425 What'd I do? 68 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:51,732 Dad, I'm not a little kid anymore. Why don't you trust me to go out with him? 69 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:56,303 Because I was a 25 year old boy once and I had nothing on my mind 70 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:59,073 but sex, women and how to combine them. 71 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:06,413 My luck, I don't get to meet him until he's going deaf and he can't digest corn. 72 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:13,020 You better get used to it, young lady. You're never seeing that boy again. 73 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:15,022 You are so unfair! 74 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:17,658 All right. That's it. That is it. 75 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:21,095 I'm locking her in her room until she's... your age. 76 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:26,767 Mr. Sheffield, you can't lock her away for... five years. 77 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:32,740 Come on, why don't we at least meet the guy? Then Maggie won't hate us. 78 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:36,477 All right. I'll keep an open mind. I don't suppose there could be any harm 79 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:39,013 in meeting the twisted, little cradle-robbing, sex maniac. 80 00:04:41,215 --> 00:04:44,451 Sex maniac? Well, maybe I should meet this guy by myself. 81 00:04:46,220 --> 00:04:50,958 This is insane. I forbid Margaret to go out with some 25 year old. 82 00:04:51,025 --> 00:04:54,495 Well, fine. If you forbid her to see him, she's just gonna sneak out anyway. 83 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:58,999 I was 17 once, too. I snuck out all the time. 84 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:01,101 Of course, I didn't have a boyfriend. 85 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:05,139 I just wanted to eat bacon. 86 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:20,554 You know, I don't know why dad's making such a big deal 87 00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:22,356 about me dating an older guy. 88 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:25,559 Because he's concerned about your welfare. 89 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:27,361 I mean, look at Anna Nicole Smith. 90 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:32,766 She marries a guy 60 years older than her. 91 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:35,502 He dies. All she's left with is his fortune. 92 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,338 So? 93 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:42,076 So? Sometimes they live. 94 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:47,548 My God! He's here. 95 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:50,150 Hi, Maggie. 96 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:53,020 Isn't he smart? 97 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:57,391 -And who is your beautiful friend? -Very smart. 98 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:58,859 -Hi, I'm Fran Fine. -Hi. 99 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:02,830 -This is my friend Mike. We work together. -Hi. I hope you don't mind, 100 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:05,766 I just came along for a cappuccino and the hot new Grisham. 101 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:10,771 Well, I don't know about a Grisham but the almond horn is delicious. 102 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:15,943 So, what do you think? 103 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:19,780 Honey, what can I say? There's too big of an age difference. 104 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:21,849 It's never gonna work out. 105 00:06:30,357 --> 00:06:33,060 That's incredible! I can't believe how much you and I have in common, Fran. 106 00:06:33,127 --> 00:06:36,597 -I know. We're both Libras. -We both love jazz. 107 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:39,399 And we both think that on the Mary Tyler Moore show 108 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:42,302 Phyllis' off-screen husband, Lars, might have been gay. 109 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:47,307 -I love these shows. I grew up on them. -Me too. 110 00:06:47,374 --> 00:06:48,942 Thank God for Nick at Nite. 111 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:50,844 Yeah. 112 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:54,515 So, Fran, where'd you go to school? 113 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:57,351 -Hillcrest High. -Really? When did you graduate? 114 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,419 My senior year. 115 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:06,426 So, Mike McMullen, what are the chances of you being Jewish? 116 00:07:06,493 --> 00:07:08,862 Well, you know, actually, my mother's Jewish, Fran, so technically-- 117 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,364 Say no more. 118 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:14,835 Now, to satisfy my mother's second question, 119 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:16,203 what does your father do? 120 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:17,571 He's a buyer for Loehmann's. 121 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:31,718 I just could not get out of bed this morning. 122 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,154 Someone leave a big rock on your coffin again? 123 00:07:42,396 --> 00:07:45,132 Very funny, janitor shaped like a drum. 124 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:52,973 I can't sleep and it can't be the coffee because all I drink here is decaf, right? 125 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,608 Of course. 126 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:59,780 Why don't I bring a nice cold soda in to pick you up? 127 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:03,350 All right. But make sure it's caffeine free. 128 00:08:03,417 --> 00:08:04,985 Of course. 129 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:13,060 Sir, I made an appointment with the doctor for your hearing test. 130 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:15,729 -What? -I said I made an appointment-- 131 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:19,066 I heard what you bloody said. 132 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:21,668 -Who told you to call the doctor? -Miss Fine. 133 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:26,240 Well, excuse me, but when did she become master of the house? 134 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:28,375 Three years ago, September. 135 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:32,379 -Would you like me to cancel? -Yes. 136 00:08:33,447 --> 00:08:37,117 Would you like me to kick back and take the rest of the day off? 137 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,186 I said, yes. 138 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,388 All right. 139 00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:48,395 So, Fran, you and John's friend, Mike, really seemed to hit it off. 140 00:08:48,462 --> 00:08:51,198 Yeah. You know, it's so refreshing to meet a guy 141 00:08:51,265 --> 00:08:54,234 that thinks Pulp Fiction is John Travolta's first film. 142 00:08:57,237 --> 00:09:00,007 You know, this is so cool. 143 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:03,277 I mean, you're going out with Mike. I'm going out with John. 144 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:05,078 Well, you're half right. 145 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:09,983 -Fran. -Honey, he's way too old for you. 146 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:14,788 You're 17, he's 25. That is a huge gap. 147 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:19,059 So? You're going out with Mike and he's 25 and you're 33. 148 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:22,162 I am not! 149 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:28,568 Yes, you are. We had your 30th birthday here three years ago. 150 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:32,439 Well, I lied. I said I was older to get the job. 151 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:35,909 Well, what about your parents? 152 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:38,445 You said that your father was ten years older than your mother. 153 00:09:38,512 --> 00:09:42,549 No, I didn't. I said my mother took ten years off his life. 154 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:47,587 You are such a hypocrite. 155 00:09:47,654 --> 00:09:51,358 Why is it okay for Mike to date you but it's not okay for me to date John? 156 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:54,328 Because Mike is not my daughter. 157 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,897 Well, neither am I. 158 00:09:58,031 --> 00:10:01,401 Well, go ahead and cancel the date with Mike 159 00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:03,937 because now I'm dead. 160 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:15,482 Meanwhile, Ma, it's been two whole days and Maggie's still not talking to me. 161 00:10:15,549 --> 00:10:20,954 No. I didn't try and bribe her with a salty pretzel and an egg cream. 162 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,189 And thank you very much. 163 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:24,291 Do you know how many years it took me to stop solving 164 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:26,560 my emotional problems with food? 165 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:32,132 Don't yell at me with your mouth full. 166 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,302 Good bye. Good bye! 167 00:10:36,570 --> 00:10:38,238 -Fran. Forget about Maggie. -What? 168 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,407 I'm here and I think you're great. 169 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:41,675 -In fact, I think you're the best darn-- -Brighton, 170 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,977 you're not going to the makeup party. 171 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,815 Well, you're on your own. 172 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,819 -Fran. -What, sweetie? 173 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,421 Maybe I can give you some advice. 174 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,858 Remember, I had a crush on an older man once. 175 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:01,428 He used to bring me all those gifts. 176 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:04,297 Sweetie, that was Santa. 177 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:11,471 Niles. 178 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,507 How am I ever gonna convince Maggie 179 00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:17,144 that she has nothing in common with a 25 year old? 180 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,346 And you do? 181 00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:22,716 Absolutely. I was 25. 182 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:24,618 And for several years. 183 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:30,257 I haven't slept for three days. Niles, are you sure this is herbal tea? 184 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,230 Of course. 185 00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:42,969 No sleep and yet I feel oddly calm and relaxed. 186 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,238 -Miss Babcock-- -What? 187 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:50,377 I just wanted to say that I'm glad you're here 188 00:11:50,444 --> 00:11:53,447 because I really need a woman to talk to. 189 00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:56,750 Well, aren't you going to say anything? 190 00:11:57,617 --> 00:12:00,620 What? You mean, because she said that, you thought I was going to say something 191 00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:04,257 about you not being a woman? That is beneath me, sir. 192 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,900 What's on your mind, Nanny Fine? 193 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,570 Well, Maggie thinks I'm being hypocritical 194 00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:20,440 because I'm dating a 25 year old and she's not allowed to. 195 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:23,009 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Who's Maggie? 196 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,848 The big one. 197 00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,284 -Yeah. -Forget her. 198 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,720 So, you're dating a younger guy. 199 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:36,857 Delicious! 200 00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:39,759 I think it's far more natural. 201 00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:42,596 Women don't even reach their sexual peak until their 30s. 202 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:46,433 Yeah, well, for me it's happening much earlier. 203 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:51,738 Girlfriend, you got it going on! 204 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:02,516 I'm sorry. I was watching something on FOX before I came over. 205 00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:09,923 When you were Maggie's age, did you ever date an older guy? 206 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,992 Sure. My father didn't care. 207 00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:14,327 But the world was a different place when I was a girl. 208 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,463 Yes. They thought it was flat. 209 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:27,474 You know what? If I was smart, I would just let her go out with the guy. 210 00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:30,710 Nanny Fine, Maxwell will kill you. 211 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:35,248 Good idea. Very unconventional. I like it. 212 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:39,986 No. Don't you see? They will have nothing to talk about with each other. 213 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:43,323 She'll get bored and break it up with him all on her own. 214 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:49,196 Of course, I'll have to chaperone with the young, eager-to-learn Mike. 215 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,702 But it's not as if we don't have a lot of stuff in common. 216 00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:58,672 We both dig Toodie and the Blow Fish. 217 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:04,945 Tea, sir? 218 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,247 Tea, sir? 219 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,951 How's the hearing, you lucky little brat born into money? 220 00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:17,157 On my right side, I hear fine. 221 00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:20,227 Just funning you, sir. 222 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:28,134 Mr. Sheffield, about this Maggie-John situation, 223 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,070 I think I've got the perfect solution. 224 00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:34,307 All I want to hear is that Margaret is never seeing that boy again, Miss Fine. 225 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,876 Fine. That's exactly what you're gonna hear. 226 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,748 They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning, 227 00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:43,750 no one at sea is smarter than he. 228 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,357 Well, go on. 229 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:54,194 And, you know, Flipper lives in a world full of wonder, 230 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:56,830 lying there under, under the sea. 231 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,036 And then she'll dump him. 232 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,340 What do you think? 233 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,042 Fabulous. 234 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,344 -Fabulous. Keep up the good work. -Thanks. 235 00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:17,183 Call for you on line one, sir. Christopher Plummer. 236 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,753 Finally! 237 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:22,722 Now, get around here and fix my blasted toilet. 238 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,662 I'll get it. 239 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,834 -Hi. -Hi. Aren't you cute. 240 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:38,672 All right. Back off. Isn't it enough I'm letting you date her? 241 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,110 Young lady! 242 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,313 -What? -What? 243 00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:50,517 Hello, Mr. Sheffield. Congratulations. I read you're doing a new show. 244 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,552 Why did Christopher Plummer drop out? 245 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:58,391 Miss Fine, you, me, alone, right now! 246 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:02,562 Typical male. Doesn't know what he's got till it's gone. 247 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:07,100 What is that man still doing with Margaret 248 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,703 and why were you kissing his friend? 249 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,771 Well, look at him. 250 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:19,045 You know, you didn't hear a word that I said to you yesterday, did you? 251 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:22,282 Well, that's the problem with our whole relationship. 252 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:25,485 That and the fact that you said that you loved me in Paris 253 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:28,688 and then you took it back, you just took it back. 254 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,758 I thought we agreed to put all that behind us. 255 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:35,462 Well, I thought we'd be picking out China patterns. 256 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:39,065 You know, if you had only-- Come here. 257 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,937 If you'd only gotten your hearing checked, none of this would have happened. 258 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,506 Why are you so vain about getting older? 259 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,708 -I'm vain about getting older? -Yes. 260 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:52,912 I'm not the one trying to recapture my youth, Mrs. Robinson. 261 00:16:57,384 --> 00:17:00,920 Now, would you please relax. Maggie is a very smart girl. 262 00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:02,689 I guarantee you one more date 263 00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:04,924 and she'll realize she has nothing in common with him. 264 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,660 What about you and your young friend? 265 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,295 I'm a slow learner. 266 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:19,305 So get this. I finally call the accountant up and I say 267 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,075 "You call this a tax refund?" 200 bucks. 268 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:25,545 -A lot more than I got back. -I got back $2500... 269 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,080 after I declared all my dependents. 270 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:31,050 Fran, you’re a single woman. What dependents? 271 00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:33,586 I support a lot of people. 272 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:37,257 Donna, Karan, Ralph, Lauren, Liz and Claiborne. 273 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,863 I've never paid taxes. 274 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,432 How do you do that? 275 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,536 Hi, guys. What'll you have? 276 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:52,405 -Vodka martini, straight up. -Two, please. 277 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,175 I'll have a margarita, no salt. 278 00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:57,510 Joan Collins, please. 279 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,581 Honey, that's Tom Collins. 280 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,216 And no. 281 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,753 You'll have a better chance getting Joan. 282 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,390 But who doesn't? 283 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,325 Gonna have to proof you guys. 284 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,993 Ma'am, you're fine. 285 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,765 Are you sure? 286 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,035 -Excuse me. Ma'am. -What? 287 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,037 Please. I need to see your ID. 288 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,207 My, this is such a hassle. 289 00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:31,244 You guys, I got a great idea. John, what do you say afterwards, 290 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,613 we head down to the Blue Note we go listen to a little jazz. 291 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,850 -Great! -Jazz? Who likes jazz? 292 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,585 -I do. -I do. 293 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:41,054 Wait a minute. We should do something that we all like. 294 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,289 What do you wanna do? 295 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:46,860 Well, I could see Clueless again. 296 00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:50,697 Tell you what. Why don't we go grab something to eat? 297 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,499 -Eating is good. -I could always eat again. 298 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:55,735 -Fran, could I talk to you for a minute? -Excuse us. 299 00:18:56,970 --> 00:19:00,707 I wanna go. I just think that I should be alone with John. 300 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:04,110 Well, I think that I should be alone with Armand Assante 301 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,446 but that ain't happening either. 302 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,414 I want to break up with him. 303 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,584 -We have nothing in common. -Really? 304 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,720 You sure you gave it enough time? 305 00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,523 Fran, he didn't even know 306 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:19,959 that the Saved By The Bell kids went to college. 307 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,465 You knew this was gonna happen, didn't you? 308 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:29,002 Yeah. But you had to find it out for yourself. 309 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,837 Honey, you're a teenager, he's an adult. 310 00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:34,440 It's perfectly normal for you guys to have nothing in common. 311 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,643 Well, I have everything in common with you. 312 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:39,212 Well, I'm stunted. I have no life. 313 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:44,083 I'm sorry I said I wasn't your daughter. 314 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:46,352 You are like a real mother to me. 315 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,757 Well, sweetie, why don't you and John take the limo home. 316 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,325 Me and Mike'll cab it later. 317 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,394 You're not bored with Mike? 318 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,934 So not! 319 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:12,812 See? When your sideburns are longer, it makes your face look thinner. 320 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,650 Plus, it wouldn't hurt to lay off the brie. 321 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,954 -Next customer. -Well, all right. 322 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:24,457 Yes, I could use a trim. Thank you. 323 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,662 You know, Miss Fine, I just caught Margaret 324 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,065 making out with that boy from her class. 325 00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,034 God, I am so happy! 326 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,671 I don't know what you did but it certainly worked. 327 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,708 Well, I was just like Maggie when I was 17. 328 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,310 Except I wasn't tall, rich and thin. 329 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,946 And I never put Miracle Whip on a bagel. 330 00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:50,016 You know, you were right about me too. 331 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,218 I was putting off having my hearing checked 332 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,887 because I was afraid of getting older. 333 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:58,725 Well, I was dating Mike because he made me feel younger. 334 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,127 And you know what I learned from that whole experience? 335 00:21:01,194 --> 00:21:03,029 Worked like a charm. 336 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:05,698 What'd the doctor say? 337 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:11,104 Well, it seems I'm suffering from some short-term hearing loss. 338 00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,805 It could be a virus or... 339 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:17,010 prolonged exposure to an unusual frequency or pitch. 340 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:25,184 That's funny. I live here and I've never had that problem. 341 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:29,722 Brighton! 342 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,427 Must be a virus. 343 00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:52,111 My God, I completely forgot you were waiting, C.C. 344 00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:54,247 I am so sorry. 345 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:59,218 I've just been to the ear doctor. I... I feel terrible. 346 00:22:00,053 --> 00:22:02,655 Look how lovely you look. 347 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:06,893 I'll tell you what, why don't we go to your favorite restaurant? 348 00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:09,195 Just the two of us?